Plot Generator

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A queen who suffers from a rare liver disease is the last person on Earth, along with a coma patient who believes they have magic powers

[Snake]

A judge searching for a life purpose competes for a prime job against a ballet dancer from Missouri

I want to write this, except the judge will be the one from the AA series.

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A neanderthal who wants to play for the Yankees has a baby with a sports agent from Mississippi

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A newspaper cartoonist who thinks they're a pirate journeys through space with a gardener

Space pirates or the sea-faring kind? I GUESS IT'S MY CALL!

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An android who is paranoid of all authority is trapped in a whale's stomach with a taste tester

It'll be a modern Pinocchio movie.

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An opera singer who is secretly a werewolf courts a biologist from Mississippi

I like the idea of a fancy opera singer secretly being a werewolf...

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May 29, 2010 21:43:36 GMT -5 Butterscotch said:

An opera singer who is secretly a werewolf courts a biologist from Mississippi

I like the idea of a fancy opera singer secretly being a werewolf...

It'll be the new Twilight, Butters.

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An heir who wants to play for the Mets hides from the law with a runway model from Vermont

A blackjack dealer who's a cannibal must save the world with the help of a convict with a penchant for fine cuisine

An enchanted tree who is fascinated by mummies is forced to work for left wing talk show host from Massachusetts

If I actually wrote that last one, everyone would think I'm on acid or something...

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A TV repairman with an evil secret manages a little league team with a cyclops who has vertigo

A philosopher who thinks they're a pirate nurses a drug smuggler who works for the CIA

Wait, why would a drug smuggler work for the CIA?

An overweight army bugler with leprosy shares a fortune with a sports agent with a drinking problem

A fortune teller with nothing to lose steals the identity of a doting grandmother from West Virginia

A barista from Indiana has a guardian angel, a chiropractor who only speaks in pig latin

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"An apple farmer who can turn invisible is sucked into another dimension along with a homeless drug addict "

Weird.

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A pig farmer who was raised by monkeys reviews bad theater with a sheepherder with autism

*head tilt*

[BorderWolf]

Santa Claus from District of Columbia loses a friend, a gardener who rates restaurants

An alien who is suicidal has a guardian angel, a grandmother from Illinois

A lifeguard with elephantitis has a tryst with a fur trapper from Oregon

WTF???

A boxing kangaroo who can turn invisible owes their life to a carpenter who only speaks in pig latin

#lmfao#

A cartoon rabbit from Arizona betrays a bathroom attendant who bakes magical cookies

#lmfao#

A cartoon rabbit from New Jersey reviews bad theater with a towel boy from Florida

#lmfao#

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An arsonist from North Carolina accidentally kills a rich heiress from Tennessee

THat's actually kind of interesting

A unicyclist with a shady past flirts secretly with a gorgeous blonde from Nebraska

This one, not so much

A district attorney with a false leg enters a surf competition with a ventriloquist who is suicidal

That's...that's pretty odd. Bonus points if you play it as a drama.

A homophobic who was raised by monkeys changes places with a personal shopper who works for the CIA

Why would a personal shopper work for the CIA? Yes, that's what snapped my suspension of disbelief. Not the homophobe raised by monkeys. Not the body-switching. The personal shopper who works for the CIA. Which is their main job? The phrasing implies their main job is personal shopper, and the whole CIA thing is just, like, a part-time weekend gig.