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[Kikyou Saya Rin-Ren]

An alien mindcontrolled a man and the man smoked a joint then pushed the girl and she fell and broke her leg in three places and then the man proceeded to kick her and then another guy came and started to step on her! Then, a giant truck squished her head! Chuck Norris soon appeared and kicked the man in the groin. The man then punched Chuck Norris in the stomach, and Chuck took a gun and yelled "I'M THE KING!!". The man fell to the ground, bleeding to death. An old lady strolls past with a humungous tree trunk, and smashes Chuck with it then the army came and started to shoot missiles to stop everyone. The American army soon arrived to 'liberate' everyone. Beer was handed out and the current leader was thrown in Jail. Free elections were held and the country soon fell into anarchy. But a rag-tag group of adventures ran over.