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Post by Charton on Aug 19, 2005 8:42:48 GMT -5
You try to bribe the guard with the $19.56. Before she can respond, you are whacked on the head by the little old lady. She looks angry. What do you do?
Items: $19.56 Bottle of Advil
Spells: (none)
Abilites: Mugging: 1 (You can sucessfuly mug anybody over the age of 70) Charm: 1 (You are as charming as a baked slug)
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Post by frypan91 on Aug 19, 2005 10:09:58 GMT -5
Push her out of the way and steal the guard's weapons and kill them.
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Post by Charton on Aug 19, 2005 10:31:56 GMT -5
You push the poor old lady out of the way and reach for the guard's weapon. However, she is a mall guard and doesn't have a weapon. What do you do?
Items: $19.56 Bottle of Advil
Spells: (none)
Abilites: Mugging: 1 (You can sucessfuly mug anybody over the age of 70) Charm: 1 (You are as charming as a baked slug)
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Post by frypan91 on Aug 19, 2005 10:39:21 GMT -5
Use fists.
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Post by Charton on Aug 19, 2005 10:59:54 GMT -5
You start a fist fight.
You gain 1 point in combat!
You get one punch in before she starts kicking your butt. The police arrive and put you in handcuffs. What do you do?
Items: $19.56 Bottle of Advil handcuffs (equipped)
Spells: (none)
Abilites: Mugging: 1 (You can sucessfuly mug anybody over the age of 70) Charm: 1 (You are as charming as a baked slug) Combat: 1 (very weak)
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Post by frypan91 on Aug 19, 2005 11:25:24 GMT -5
Attempt to take the key.
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Post by Charton on Aug 19, 2005 17:53:23 GMT -5
When the officer is turned away, you grab the key unlock your handcuffs, attach them to the guard, and eat the key. Nice Work! However, you still have the mall guard to take care of. What do you do?
Items: $19.56 Bottle of Advil
Spells: (none)
Abilites: Mugging: 1 (You can sucessfuly mug anybody over the age of 70) Charm: 1 (You are as charming as a baked slug) Combat: 1 (very weak)
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Post by frypan91 on Aug 19, 2005 18:14:50 GMT -5
First, take the guard's belongings and then throw him at the mall guard.
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Post by Charton on Aug 22, 2005 19:35:32 GMT -5
You attempt to take the guard's belongings! However, she knocks you to the floor before you can take a thing. She is too powerful for you. What do you do?
Items: $19.56 Bottle of Advil
Spells: (none)
Abilites: Mugging: 1 (You can sucessfuly mug anybody over the age of 70) Charm: 1 (You are as charming as a baked slug) Combat: 1 (very weak)
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Post by Sakura on Aug 22, 2005 19:38:42 GMT -5
I try to flirt my way out of it and introduce the idea of a threesome to them both.
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Post by Charton on Aug 22, 2005 19:46:33 GMT -5
You start flirting with the poilce officer and mall guard.
You gain a point in charm!
You then introduce the idea of a threesome to them. That's when they call for backup. What do you do?
Items: $19.56 Bottle of Advil
Spells: (none)
Abilites: Mugging: 1 (You can sucessfuly mug anybody over the age of 70) Charm: 2 (You are as charming as a can of leeches) Combat: 1 (very weak)
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Post by Sakura on Aug 22, 2005 19:51:14 GMT -5
OOC: Who the hell caused it to go like this?
I ask them how long I'd be going to jail for.
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Post by Charton on Aug 22, 2005 19:57:06 GMT -5
You ask the newly arrived police officers how long you would be going to jail for. They tell you that they won't know until you are trialed, but you will probably have 15+ years. What do you do?
Items: $19.56 Bottle of Advil
Spells: (none)
Abilites: Mugging: 1 (You can sucessfuly mug anybody over the age of 70) Charm: 2 (You are as charming as a can of leeches) Combat: 1 (very weak)
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Post by Sakura on Aug 22, 2005 19:59:58 GMT -5
I break down crying and tell them that I'm really sorry and I'm going through a horrible time at the moment. Then I tell them that I'll never do it again and ask If I can get off with a warning.
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Post by Charton on Aug 22, 2005 20:07:45 GMT -5
You break down and beg for a warning. However, you hurt a poor old lady, and they must arrest you. They pull out handcuffs. What do you do?
Items: $19.56 Bottle of Advil
Spells: (none)
Abilites: Mugging: 1 (You can sucessfuly mug anybody over the age of 70) Charm: 2 (You are as charming as a can of leeches) Combat: 1 (very weak)
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