The "In my Bacpack I have..." game

[melody]

*shoves Hilary farther in the backpack so she can't breathe*

In my backpack I have a Soul-Eater Printer, a Laptop, Acid, Avril Lavigne, some Cheetos, Mr. Birdie, the Squid of Doom, Rikku, a partridge in a pear tree, a dollar, the stolen money from the bus kid, a dead dove, a hundred dollar bill, David Hasslehoff(Baywatch), a stolen monkey, and Hugh Hefner, a bottle of hand sanitizer, Kid Rock, a tin can, Eminem, a rock, a stolen UFO, a blood sucking vampire, a young birch tree, a hershey kiss, a bowl of Jell-o, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, the Necronomicon, the first volume of Love Hina, a tomato, a melted bar of chocolate, a watermelon, a skiing instruction manual, a man-eating squirrel, a note, a poison apple, one of the seven dwarfs, a hobo, a duck mask, a portable dish-washer, a red heart, a ax acting like a propeller, ripped underwear, a raft, a burnt mirror, a bird cage, wet pants, the mailman, a red-colored Crazee Dayzee, a minature lemonade stand, a piece of cake, a glowing tomato, the answer to the universe, all of my friends, dried spaghetti noodles, a melted crayon, a smelly sock, a live bee, a nuclear time bomb set for 55 minutes, a Where's Waldo? book, a Kunai Knife, a gate key, Spongebob, a meatball, my brother's guitar, a snowboard, an ice pack, garlic to keep vampiers away, television remote, a bag of cookies, a loaf of bread, Alaska (Yes, the whole state in my backpack. Ph33r), bandages, a bucket of tears, Hillary Duff, the complete first season of Family Guy,

[pendulous threads]

In my backpack I have a Soul-Eater Printer, a Laptop, Acid, Avril Lavigne, some Cheetos, Mr. Birdie, the Squid of Doom, Rikku, a partridge in a pear tree, a dollar, the stolen money from the bus kid, a dead dove, a hundred dollar bill, David Hasslehoff(Baywatch), a stolen monkey, and Hugh Hefner, a bottle of hand sanitizer, Kid Rock, a tin can, Eminem, a rock, a stolen UFO, a blood sucking vampire, a young birch tree, a hershey kiss, a bowl of Jell-o, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, the Necronomicon, the first volume of Love Hina, a tomato, a melted bar of chocolate, a watermelon, a skiing instruction manual, a man-eating squirrel, a note, a poison apple, one of the seven dwarfs, a hobo, a duck mask, a portable dish-washer, a red heart, a ax acting like a propeller, ripped underwear, a raft, a burnt mirror, a bird cage, wet pants, the mailman, a red-colored Crazee Dayzee, a minature lemonade stand, a piece of cake, a glowing tomato, the answer to the universe, all of my friends, dried spaghetti noodles, a melted crayon, a smelly sock, a live bee, a nuclear time bomb set for 55 minutes, a Where's Waldo? book, a Kunai Knife, a gate key, Spongebob, a meatball, my brother's guitar, a snowboard, an ice pack, garlic to keep vampiers away, television remote, a bag of cookies, a loaf of bread, Alaska (Yes, the whole state in my backpack. Ph33r), bandages, a bucket of tears, Hillary Duff, the complete first season of Family Guy, a cane,

[melody]

In my backpack I have a Soul-Eater Printer, a Laptop, Acid, Avril Lavigne, some Cheetos, Mr. Birdie, the Squid of Doom, Rikku, a partridge in a pear tree, a dollar, the stolen money from the bus kid, a dead dove, a hundred dollar bill, David Hasslehoff(Baywatch), a stolen monkey, and Hugh Hefner, a bottle of hand sanitizer, Kid Rock, a tin can, Eminem, a rock, a stolen UFO, a blood sucking vampire, a young birch tree, a hershey kiss, a bowl of Jell-o, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, the Necronomicon, the first volume of Love Hina, a tomato, a melted bar of chocolate, a watermelon, a skiing instruction manual, a man-eating squirrel, a note, a poison apple, one of the seven dwarfs, a hobo, a duck mask, a portable dish-washer, a red heart, a ax acting like a propeller, ripped underwear, a raft, a burnt mirror, a bird cage, wet pants, the mailman, a red-colored Crazee Dayzee, a minature lemonade stand, a piece of cake, a glowing tomato, the answer to the universe, all of my friends, dried spaghetti noodles, a melted crayon, a smelly sock, a live bee, a nuclear time bomb set for 55 minutes, a Where's Waldo? book, a Kunai Knife, a gate key, Spongebob, a meatball, my brother's guitar, a snowboard, an ice pack, garlic to keep vampiers away, television remote, a bag of cookies, a loaf of bread, Alaska (Yes, the whole state in my backpack. Ph33r), bandages, a bucket of tears, Hillary Duff, the complete first season of Family Guy, a cane, a hospital bed,

[Balto]

In my backpack I have a Soul-Eater Printer, a Laptop, Acid, Avril Lavigne, some Cheetos, Mr. Birdie, the Squid of Doom, Rikku, a partridge in a pear tree, a dollar, the stolen money from the bus kid, a dead dove, a hundred dollar bill, David Hasslehoff(Baywatch), a stolen monkey, and Hugh Hefner, a bottle of hand sanitizer, Kid Rock, a tin can, Eminem, a rock, a stolen UFO, a blood sucking vampire, a young birch tree, a hershey kiss, a bowl of Jell-o, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, the Necronomicon, the first volume of Love Hina, a tomato, a melted bar of chocolate, a watermelon, a skiing instruction manual, a man-eating squirrel, a note, a poison apple, one of the seven dwarfs, a hobo, a duck mask, a portable dish-washer, a red heart, a ax acting like a propeller, ripped underwear, a raft, a burnt mirror, a bird cage, wet pants, the mailman, a red-colored Crazee Dayzee, a minature lemonade stand, a piece of cake, a glowing tomato, the answer to the universe, all of my friends, dried spaghetti noodles, a melted crayon, a smelly sock, a live bee, a nuclear time bomb set for 55 minutes, a Where's Waldo? book, a Kunai Knife, a gate key, Spongebob, a meatball, my brother's guitar, a snowboard, an ice pack, garlic to keep vampiers away, television remote, a bag of cookies, a loaf of bread, Alaska (Yes, the whole state in my backpack. Ph33r), bandages, a bucket of tears, Hillary Duff, the complete first season of Family Guy, a cane, a hospital bed, the hospital where the bed was,

[pendulous threads]

In my backpack I have a Soul-Eater Printer, a Laptop, Acid, Avril Lavigne, some Cheetos, Mr. Birdie, the Squid of Doom, Rikku, a partridge in a pear tree, a dollar, the stolen money from the bus kid, a dead dove, a hundred dollar bill, David Hasslehoff(Baywatch), a stolen monkey, and Hugh Hefner, a bottle of hand sanitizer, Kid Rock, a tin can, Eminem, a rock, a stolen UFO, a blood sucking vampire, a young birch tree, a hershey kiss, a bowl of Jell-o, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, the Necronomicon, the first volume of Love Hina, a tomato, a melted bar of chocolate, a watermelon, a skiing instruction manual, a man-eating squirrel, a note, a poison apple, one of the seven dwarfs, a hobo, a duck mask, a portable dish-washer, a red heart, a ax acting like a propeller, ripped underwear, a raft, a burnt mirror, a bird cage, wet pants, the mailman, a red-colored Crazee Dayzee, a minature lemonade stand, a piece of cake, a glowing tomato, the answer to the universe, all of my friends, dried spaghetti noodles, a melted crayon, a smelly sock, a live bee, a nuclear time bomb set for 55 minutes, a Where's Waldo? book, a Kunai Knife, a gate key, Spongebob, a meatball, my brother's guitar, a snowboard, an ice pack, garlic to keep vampiers away, television remote, a bag of cookies, a loaf of bread, Alaska (Yes, the whole state in my backpack. Ph33r), bandages, a bucket of tears, Hillary Duff, the complete first season of Family Guy, a cane, a hospital bed, the hospital where the bed was, a supermodel,

[melody]

In my backpack I have a Soul-Eater Printer, a Laptop, Acid, Avril Lavigne, some Cheetos, Mr. Birdie, the Squid of Doom, Rikku, a partridge in a pear tree, a dollar, the stolen money from the bus kid, a dead dove, a hundred dollar bill, David Hasslehoff(Baywatch), a stolen monkey, and Hugh Hefner, a bottle of hand sanitizer, Kid Rock, a tin can, Eminem, a rock, a stolen UFO, a blood sucking vampire, a young birch tree, a hershey kiss, a bowl of Jell-o, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, the Necronomicon, the first volume of Love Hina, a tomato, a melted bar of chocolate, a watermelon, a skiing instruction manual, a man-eating squirrel, a note, a poison apple, one of the seven dwarfs, a hobo, a duck mask, a portable dish-washer, a red heart, a ax acting like a propeller, ripped underwear, a raft, a burnt mirror, a bird cage, wet pants, the mailman, a red-colored Crazee Dayzee, a minature lemonade stand, a piece of cake, a glowing tomato, the answer to the universe, all of my friends, dried spaghetti noodles, a melted crayon, a smelly sock, a live bee, a nuclear time bomb set for 55 minutes, a Where's Waldo? book, a Kunai Knife, a gate key, Spongebob, a meatball, my brother's guitar, a snowboard, an ice pack, garlic to keep vampiers away, television remote, a bag of cookies, a loaf of bread, Alaska (Yes, the whole state in my backpack. Ph33r), bandages, a bucket of tears, Hillary Duff, the complete first season of Family Guy, a cane, a hospital bed, the hospital where the bed was, a supermodel, a year supply of Play-Doh,

[pendulous threads]

In my backpack I have a Soul-Eater Printer, a Laptop, Acid, Avril Lavigne, some Cheetos, Mr. Birdie, the Squid of Doom, Rikku, a partridge in a pear tree, a dollar, the stolen money from the bus kid, a dead dove, a hundred dollar bill, David Hasslehoff(Baywatch), a stolen monkey, and Hugh Hefner, a bottle of hand sanitizer, Kid Rock, a tin can, Eminem, a rock, a stolen UFO, a blood sucking vampire, a young birch tree, a hershey kiss, a bowl of Jell-o, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, the Necronomicon, the first volume of Love Hina, a tomato, a melted bar of chocolate, a watermelon, a skiing instruction manual, a man-eating squirrel, a note, a poison apple, one of the seven dwarfs, a hobo, a duck mask, a portable dish-washer, a red heart, a ax acting like a propeller, ripped underwear, a raft, a burnt mirror, a bird cage, wet pants, the mailman, a red-colored Crazee Dayzee, a minature lemonade stand, a piece of cake, a glowing tomato, the answer to the universe, all of my friends, dried spaghetti noodles, a melted crayon, a smelly sock, a live bee, a nuclear time bomb set for 55 minutes, a Where's Waldo? book, a Kunai Knife, a gate key, Spongebob, a meatball, my brother's guitar, a snowboard, an ice pack, garlic to keep vampiers away, television remote, a bag of cookies, a loaf of bread, Alaska (Yes, the whole state in my backpack. Ph33r), bandages, a bucket of tears, Hillary Duff, the complete first season of Family Guy, a cane, a hospital bed, the hospital where the bed was, a supermodel, a year supply of Play-Doh, a ho-ho cake,

;D

[melody]

In my backpack I have a Soul-Eater Printer, a Laptop, Acid, Avril Lavigne, some Cheetos, Mr. Birdie, the Squid of Doom, Rikku, a partridge in a pear tree, a dollar, the stolen money from the bus kid, a dead dove, a hundred dollar bill, David Hasslehoff(Baywatch), a stolen monkey, and Hugh Hefner, a bottle of hand sanitizer, Kid Rock, a tin can, Eminem, a rock, a stolen UFO, a blood sucking vampire, a young birch tree, a hershey kiss, a bowl of Jell-o, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, the Necronomicon, the first volume of Love Hina, a tomato, a melted bar of chocolate, a watermelon, a skiing instruction manual, a man-eating squirrel, a note, a poison apple, one of the seven dwarfs, a hobo, a duck mask, a portable dish-washer, a red heart, a ax acting like a propeller, ripped underwear, a raft, a burnt mirror, a bird cage, wet pants, the mailman, a red-colored Crazee Dayzee, a minature lemonade stand, a piece of cake, a glowing tomato, the answer to the universe, all of my friends, dried spaghetti noodles, a melted crayon, a smelly sock, a live bee, a nuclear time bomb set for 55 minutes, a Where's Waldo? book, a Kunai Knife, a gate key, Spongebob, a meatball, my brother's guitar, a snowboard, an ice pack, garlic to keep vampiers away, television remote, a bag of cookies, a loaf of bread, Alaska (Yes, the whole state in my backpack. Ph33r), bandages, a bucket of tears, Hillary Duff, the complete first season of Family Guy, a cane, a hospital bed, the hospital where the bed was, a supermodel, a year supply of Play-Doh, a ho-ho cake, the secret recipe for Twinkies,

[Balto]

In my backpack I have a Soul-Eater Printer, a Laptop, Acid, Avril Lavigne, some Cheetos, Mr. Birdie, the Squid of Doom, Rikku, a partridge in a pear tree, a dollar, the stolen money from the bus kid, a dead dove, a hundred dollar bill, David Hasslehoff(Baywatch), a stolen monkey, and Hugh Hefner, a bottle of hand sanitizer, Kid Rock, a tin can, Eminem, a rock, a stolen UFO, a blood sucking vampire, a young birch tree, a hershey kiss, a bowl of Jell-o, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, the Necronomicon, the first volume of Love Hina, a tomato, a melted bar of chocolate, a watermelon, a skiing instruction manual, a man-eating squirrel, a note, a poison apple, one of the seven dwarfs, a hobo, a duck mask, a portable dish-washer, a red heart, a ax acting like a propeller, ripped underwear, a raft, a burnt mirror, a bird cage, wet pants, the mailman, a red-colored Crazee Dayzee, a minature lemonade stand, a piece of cake, a glowing tomato, the answer to the universe, all of my friends, dried spaghetti noodles, a melted crayon, a smelly sock, a live bee, a nuclear time bomb set for 55 minutes, a Where's Waldo? book, a Kunai Knife, a gate key, Spongebob, a meatball, my brother's guitar, a snowboard, an ice pack, garlic to keep vampiers away, television remote, a bag of cookies, a loaf of bread, Alaska (Yes, the whole state in my backpack. Ph33r), bandages, a bucket of tears, Hillary Duff, the complete first season of Family Guy, a cane, a hospital bed, the hospital where the bed was, a supermodel, a year supply of Play-Doh, a ho-ho cake, the secret recipe for Twinkies, 1,000 kilos of Cheesecake,

[melody]

In my backpack I have a Soul-Eater Printer, a Laptop, Acid, Avril Lavigne, some Cheetos, Mr. Birdie, the Squid of Doom, Rikku, a partridge in a pear tree, a dollar, the stolen money from the bus kid, a dead dove, a hundred dollar bill, David Hasslehoff(Baywatch), a stolen monkey, and Hugh Hefner, a bottle of hand sanitizer, Kid Rock, a tin can, Eminem, a rock, a stolen UFO, a blood sucking vampire, a young birch tree, a hershey kiss, a bowl of Jell-o, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, the Necronomicon, the first volume of Love Hina, a tomato, a melted bar of chocolate, a watermelon, a skiing instruction manual, a man-eating squirrel, a note, a poison apple, one of the seven dwarfs, a hobo, a duck mask, a portable dish-washer, a red heart, a ax acting like a propeller, ripped underwear, a raft, a burnt mirror, a bird cage, wet pants, the mailman, a red-colored Crazee Dayzee, a minature lemonade stand, a piece of cake, a glowing tomato, the answer to the universe, all of my friends, dried spaghetti noodles, a melted crayon, a smelly sock, a live bee, a nuclear time bomb set for 55 minutes, a Where's Waldo? book, a Kunai Knife, a gate key, Spongebob, a meatball, my brother's guitar, a snowboard, an ice pack, garlic to keep vampiers away, television remote, a bag of cookies, a loaf of bread, Alaska (Yes, the whole state in my backpack. Ph33r), bandages, a bucket of tears, Hillary Duff, the complete first season of Family Guy, a cane, a hospital bed, the hospital where the bed was, a supermodel, a year supply of Play-Doh, a ho-ho cake, the secret recipe for Twinkies, 1,000 kilos of Cheesecake, a pool-sized amount of Mountain Dew,

[pendulous threads]

In my backpack I have a Soul-Eater Printer, a Laptop, Acid, Avril Lavigne, some Cheetos, Mr. Birdie, the Squid of Doom, Rikku, a partridge in a pear tree, a dollar, the stolen money from the bus kid, a dead dove, a hundred dollar bill, David Hasslehoff(Baywatch), a stolen monkey, and Hugh Hefner, a bottle of hand sanitizer, Kid Rock, a tin can, Eminem, a rock, a stolen UFO, a blood sucking vampire, a young birch tree, a hershey kiss, a bowl of Jell-o, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, the Necronomicon, the first volume of Love Hina, a tomato, a melted bar of chocolate, a watermelon, a skiing instruction manual, a man-eating squirrel, a note, a poison apple, one of the seven dwarfs, a hobo, a duck mask, a portable dish-washer, a red heart, a ax acting like a propeller, ripped underwear, a raft, a burnt mirror, a bird cage, wet pants, the mailman, a red-colored Crazee Dayzee, a minature lemonade stand, a piece of cake, a glowing tomato, the answer to the universe, all of my friends, dried spaghetti noodles, a melted crayon, a smelly sock, a live bee, a nuclear time bomb set for 55 minutes, a Where's Waldo? book, a Kunai Knife, a gate key, Spongebob, a meatball, my brother's guitar, a snowboard, an ice pack, garlic to keep vampiers away, television remote, a bag of cookies, a loaf of bread, Alaska (Yes, the whole state in my backpack. Ph33r), bandages, a bucket of tears, Hillary Duff, the complete first season of Family Guy, a cane, a hospital bed, the hospital where the bed was, a supermodel, a year supply of Play-Doh, a ho-ho cake, the secret recipe for Twinkies, 1,000 kilos of Cheesecake, a pool-sized amount of Mountain Dew, a snowball,

[melody]

In my backpack I have a Soul-Eater Printer, a Laptop, Acid, Avril Lavigne, some Cheetos, Mr. Birdie, the Squid of Doom, Rikku, a partridge in a pear tree, a dollar, the stolen money from the bus kid, a dead dove, a hundred dollar bill, David Hasslehoff(Baywatch), a stolen monkey, and Hugh Hefner, a bottle of hand sanitizer, Kid Rock, a tin can, Eminem, a rock, a stolen UFO, a blood sucking vampire, a young birch tree, a hershey kiss, a bowl of Jell-o, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, the Necronomicon, the first volume of Love Hina, a tomato, a melted bar of chocolate, a watermelon, a skiing instruction manual, a man-eating squirrel, a note, a poison apple, one of the seven dwarfs, a hobo, a duck mask, a portable dish-washer, a red heart, a ax acting like a propeller, ripped underwear, a raft, a burnt mirror, a bird cage, wet pants, the mailman, a red-colored Crazee Dayzee, a minature lemonade stand, a piece of cake, a glowing tomato, the answer to the universe, all of my friends, dried spaghetti noodles, a melted crayon, a smelly sock, a live bee, a nuclear time bomb set for 55 minutes, a Where's Waldo? book, a Kunai Knife, a gate key, Spongebob, a meatball, my brother's guitar, a snowboard, an ice pack, garlic to keep vampiers away, television remote, a bag of cookies, a loaf of bread, Alaska (Yes, the whole state in my backpack. Ph33r), bandages, a bucket of tears, Hillary Duff, the complete first season of Family Guy, a cane, a hospital bed, the hospital where the bed was, a supermodel, a year supply of Play-Doh, a ho-ho cake, the secret recipe for Twinkies, 1,000 kilos of Cheesecake, a pool-sized amount of Mountain Dew, a snowball, a lot of bread,

[Balto]

In my backpack I have a Soul-Eater Printer, a Laptop, Acid, Avril Lavigne, some Cheetos, Mr. Birdie, the Squid of Doom, Rikku, a partridge in a pear tree, a dollar, the stolen money from the bus kid, a dead dove, a hundred dollar bill, David Hasslehoff(Baywatch), a stolen monkey, and Hugh Hefner, a bottle of hand sanitizer, Kid Rock, a tin can, Eminem, a rock, a stolen UFO, a blood sucking vampire, a young birch tree, a hershey kiss, a bowl of Jell-o, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, the Necronomicon, the first volume of Love Hina, a tomato, a melted bar of chocolate, a watermelon, a skiing instruction manual, a man-eating squirrel, a note, a poison apple, one of the seven dwarfs, a hobo, a duck mask, a portable dish-washer, a red heart, a ax acting like a propeller, ripped underwear, a raft, a burnt mirror, a bird cage, wet pants, the mailman, a red-colored Crazee Dayzee, a minature lemonade stand, a piece of cake, a glowing tomato, the answer to the universe, all of my friends, dried spaghetti noodles, a melted crayon, a smelly sock, a live bee, a nuclear time bomb set for 55 minutes, a Where's Waldo? book, a Kunai Knife, a gate key, Spongebob, a meatball, my brother's guitar, a snowboard, an ice pack, garlic to keep vampiers away, television remote, a bag of cookies, a loaf of bread, Alaska (Yes, the whole state in my backpack. Ph33r), bandages, a bucket of tears, Hillary Duff, the complete first season of Family Guy, a cane, a hospital bed, the hospital where the bed was, a supermodel, a year supply of Play-Doh, a ho-ho cake, the secret recipe for Twinkies, 1,000 kilos of Cheesecake, a pool-sized amount of Mountain Dew, a snowball, a lot of bread, the corpse of Britney Spears,

[melody]

In my backpack I have a Soul-Eater Printer, a Laptop, Acid, Avril Lavigne, some Cheetos, Mr. Birdie, the Squid of Doom, Rikku, a partridge in a pear tree, a dollar, the stolen money from the bus kid, a dead dove, a hundred dollar bill, David Hasslehoff(Baywatch), a stolen monkey, and Hugh Hefner, a bottle of hand sanitizer, Kid Rock, a tin can, Eminem, a rock, a stolen UFO, a blood sucking vampire, a young birch tree, a hershey kiss, a bowl of Jell-o, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, the Necronomicon, the first volume of Love Hina, a tomato, a melted bar of chocolate, a watermelon, a skiing instruction manual, a man-eating squirrel, a note, a poison apple, one of the seven dwarfs, a hobo, a duck mask, a portable dish-washer, a red heart, a ax acting like a propeller, ripped underwear, a raft, a burnt mirror, a bird cage, wet pants, the mailman, a red-colored Crazee Dayzee, a minature lemonade stand, a piece of cake, a glowing tomato, the answer to the universe, all of my friends, dried spaghetti noodles, a melted crayon, a smelly sock, a live bee, a nuclear time bomb set for 55 minutes, a Where's Waldo? book, a Kunai Knife, a gate key, Spongebob, a meatball, my brother's guitar, a snowboard, an ice pack, garlic to keep vampiers away, television remote, a bag of cookies, a loaf of bread, Alaska (Yes, the whole state in my backpack. Ph33r), bandages, a bucket of tears, Hillary Duff, the complete first season of Family Guy, a cane, a hospital bed, the hospital where the bed was, a supermodel, a year supply of Play-Doh, a ho-ho cake, the secret recipe for Twinkies, 1,000 kilos of Cheesecake, a pool-sized amount of Mountain Dew, a snowball, a lot of bread, the corpse of Britney Spears, the doll of Chuckie,

[Balto]

In my backpack I have a Soul-Eater Printer, a Laptop, Acid, Avril Lavigne, some Cheetos, Mr. Birdie, the Squid of Doom, Rikku, a partridge in a pear tree, a dollar, the stolen money from the bus kid, a dead dove, a hundred dollar bill, David Hasslehoff(Baywatch), a stolen monkey, and Hugh Hefner, a bottle of hand sanitizer, Kid Rock, a tin can, Eminem, a rock, a stolen UFO, a blood sucking vampire, a young birch tree, a hershey kiss, a bowl of Jell-o, a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew, the Necronomicon, the first volume of Love Hina, a tomato, a melted bar of chocolate, a watermelon, a skiing instruction manual, a man-eating squirrel, a note, a poison apple, one of the seven dwarfs, a hobo, a duck mask, a portable dish-washer, a red heart, a ax acting like a propeller, ripped underwear, a raft, a burnt mirror, a bird cage, wet pants, the mailman, a red-colored Crazee Dayzee, a minature lemonade stand, a piece of cake, a glowing tomato, the answer to the universe, all of my friends, dried spaghetti noodles, a melted crayon, a smelly sock, a live bee, a nuclear time bomb set for 55 minutes, a Where's Waldo? book, a Kunai Knife, a gate key, Spongebob, a meatball, my brother's guitar, a snowboard, an ice pack, garlic to keep vampiers away, television remote, a bag of cookies, a loaf of bread, Alaska (Yes, the whole state in my backpack. Ph33r), bandages, a bucket of tears, Hillary Duff, the complete first season of Family Guy, a cane, a hospital bed, the hospital where the bed was, a supermodel, a year supply of Play-Doh, a ho-ho cake, the secret recipe for Twinkies, 1,000 kilos of Cheesecake, a pool-sized amount of Mountain Dew, a snowball, a lot of bread, the corpse of Britney Spears, the doll of Chuckie, YOUR SOUUUUUL,