"It depends on all of rules"

[TBustah!]

I found this in one of my folders. It's something that I found some time ago. The grammar was so hilariously horrible that I decided to save it.

Anyway, I was looking at copies of Mother 2 (the original Japanese version of EarthBound, for those of you that don't know) on ebay, and found this listing from Japan:

"Function is O.K.We play this video game.
This game is easier than earthbound in nes.
We can fight last boss with 99level.
Gaining level is easier than earthbound in nes.
Battle time is short like dragon warrior.
There is hint store very rare in RPG.
Now is play. Monotory was telling and predicting now society (199X).It's very funny.
Story is like U.S. movie's or TV X file.
I imagine that UFO is showing up.
Mother1 or Mother2 (earthbound) is such story.
Mother 1 is tired like dragon warrior2 or dragon warrior7.
However my computer teacher likes better mother than mother2 in story.
This is very good not brand new because there is no box and manual.
Shipping is not free. Shipping is by EMS.
I look forward to that.
It depends on all of rules.
We don't apply store's original rule. "

I don't mean to discourage people from learning a new language (besides, it's still a lot better than my Japanese), but if you're going to do business in English, maybe you shouldn't learn it from the guys who subbed Zero Wing. ;D

[Simfarmguru]

Easy game is, we mention twice!

LOL, you sure they didn't learn from Yoda?

[Pickle]

The seller had me at, "We can fight last boss with 99level."

Does that mean the seller is included and 'we can fight together last boss?'