Pokemon I hate.
While revisiting Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald I kinda see one of the things that I hate about this game. I found that along with the long list of thing I hate about these games, but the Pokemon themselves are just so unpleasant.After doing my homework, I composed a small list of Pokemon that made me eat my GBA in rage.
The starter Pokemon: Torchick, Treeko,Mudkip
Treeko doesn't look like a grass Pokemon at all. It could pass for a poison, but not grass.
Torchick starts off cute, but the final form is so underwhelming. I mean the other two fire starters(Charizard + Typhlosion) were so awesome that I feel so dissapointed about a boxer that is on fire.
Mudkip once again starts off cute, but Swampert looks so small and the half-ground thing is directly stolen from Gold/Silver Wooper and Quagsire.
Poochyena:
This Pokemon is so unoriginal. We already had a puppy Pokemon called Growlithe which evolves to the super awesome Arcanine. And if you want to add the argument about having a dark type puppy, we already have Houndour and Houndoom. Plus Houndour is half fire, which makes it 100 times more awesome than a Dark only type canine Pokemon.
Zigzagoon:
This Pokemon and it's evolution is a cheap replacement of Sentret and Furret. Plus Furret is 100 times cuter than Linoone.
Wurmple & Evolutions:
This Pokemon is a cheap knock-off of Caterpie and Weedle and their Evolutions.
Lotad/Lombre/Ludicolo:
The first of the many stupid combinations of opposite and enemy types. Grass and Water combo is just plain stupid. And it only gets worse from here.
Nuzleaf/Shiftree:
Seedot is okay in my opinion. But adding dark to the Pokemon was so lazy. Dark Pokemon are supposed to symbolize evil and shadow in nature. Dark was also supposed to be a rare type. But gen 3 made a joke of the terrifying dark type.
Nincada/Ninjask/Shedinja:
I was okay with the Pokemon until it evolved. The bug Pokemon loses it's ground type, and gains flying instead. What happened? Don't we have enough Bug/Flying types? And why does the leftover shedding turn into another Pokemon? There is so any questions that just don't make any sense with this set of Pokemon.
Taillow/Swellow:
Seriously? ANOTHER Flying/Normal? Why not just keep Spearow/Fearow?
Breloom:
I actually like Shroomish. . . Until it evolved. Half fighting type? Are you kidding me?
Spinda:
I don't even know where to begin. . .What was the point of this Pokemon? To take up space?
Wingull/Pelipper:
Oh gee, a water/flying combo. I have never seen this type before. . . . EXCEPT GYARADOS!!!!!! And Gyarados kicked ass, this Pokemon sucks!
Surskit/Masquerain:
Another bug combo that starts cool, but loses it's nice second type for flying when it evolves. . . . Why?ANOTHER Bug/Flying?
Skitty/Delicatty:
Why? Wasn't Meowth a good enough Pokemon? Did we need another cat in the roster? They didn't even bother giving it a type other than Normal.
Baltoy/Claydoll:
I don't get it. Ground/Psychic?
Nosepass:
Do I even need an explanation?
Barboach/Whiscash:
Seriously? Swampert wasn't enough? We needed ANOTHER water/ground?
Luvdisc:
(Add your own jokes here)
Corphish/Crawdaunt:
Crabby/Kingler knockoff. Adding dark doesn't help either.
Carvanhah/Sharpedo:
I swear, they were running out of ideas by the time they got here. Once again, adding dark to a lame Pokemon does not make it cool.
Trapinch:
What the hell is this? Why doesn't it evolve? Another Pokemon that takes up space.
Spheal/Sealeo/Walrein
Seel/Dewgong knockoff.
Cacturn:
ADDING DARK DOES NOT MAKE A POKEMON COOL!!!!
Snorunt/Glalie
These Pokemon look nothing alike. I could not believe that these two were in any shape or form related. Thank god they don't just add Dark type.
Lunatone/Solrock:
Really? Baltoy/Claydol wasn't good enough? Now you're just adding Psychic or Dark to everything.
Spoink/Grumpig
How are these psychic?
Plusle/Minun:
You know that the game is desperate when they are making not one, but two Pikachu knock-offs.
Meditite/Medicham
Fighting/Psychic? This combo makes no sense at all. Psychic uses Special attack. Fighting uses Attack.Unless both special and attack scores are really high, this Pokemon is just useless.
Whimsur/Loudred/Exploud
These Pokemon are just plain ugly to look at.
Castform:
Oh god Pokemon developers. I still don't know how this Pokemon works yet, and it's been years.
Jirachi:
Hated it in the movie, hate it in the game. We already have a Steel/Psychic type (Beldum/Metang/Metagross). And guess what? Those Pokemon are AWESOME!!!
Okay, I spent over an hour typing this down. What are your thoughts of Gen 3 Pokemon?