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Post by Kirisuto on Oct 10, 2004 19:28:55 GMT -5
Welll....since you seem to have a lot of jokes Sakura...you can tell them all here
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Post by Kirisuto on Oct 10, 2004 22:58:10 GMT -5
Im hurt nobody wants to post jokes here after i worked so hard to make it  |
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Post by frypan91 on Oct 11, 2004 19:36:24 GMT -5
Yo momma so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket and ran on the street, a kid said, "Dang, I missed my bus."
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Post by sakuramoon on Oct 22, 2004 23:45:02 GMT -5
hey do we have any NEW jokes? all of my jokes are mostly either "blonde" "racial", "Dirty","old school" and "Knock-knock-jokes" which are lame. those all get annoying. I know that you all can do better than these "yo mama so fat jokes" I mean they're good but i need jokes that go deeper than that....
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Post by Cary on Oct 28, 2004 16:46:17 GMT -5
Spell ICUP
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Post by sakuramoon on Nov 4, 2004 8:57:22 GMT -5
uh.........I'm trying to think up new jokes, but all of them that I know are "old" according to Beelz. I just got a joke book the other day. I only have a few jokes, they aren't that funny but I'll try them out on you guys!
*clears throat*
Q:Why did the dog roll in the dirt, cross the road, roll in the dirt, cross the road, roll in the dirt, cross the road, roll in the dirt, cross the road again?
A: He was a dirty double crosser!
Q: What do you call a boy with a dictonary in his pocket?
A: Smarty Pants
Q: Why did the girl put make up on her head?
A: She wanted to make-up her mind.
Knock knock
who's there?
banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock
who's there?
banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Q: Why did the boy sneek past the medicine cabinet?
A: he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the girl throw butter out the window?
A: She wanted to see butter fly!
Q: why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
A: She wanted to see time fly!
{see I told you that they aren't that funny.} Sorry that's all the jokes that I have now. ^_^;; I'll try to get better jokes next time ^_^;;
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Post by frypan91 on Dec 3, 2004 15:30:02 GMT -5
Here is a blonde.
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
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Post by TehKappa on Dec 11, 2004 16:16:42 GMT -5
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Post by frypan91 on Dec 11, 2004 17:32:15 GMT -5
Those are good.
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Post by Cary on Dec 17, 2004 7:49:34 GMT -5
Two lesbian vampires are in bed. One gets up and says to the other, "I'll see you next month."
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Post by TehKappa on Dec 23, 2004 18:36:58 GMT -5
I blonde is wearing a t-shirt that says TGIF
Tits go in front or
Toes go in front
Confusius say man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution on hand
Confusius say man who sratch ass shouldn't bite fingernails
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Post by sakuramoon on Dec 24, 2004 8:17:46 GMT -5
Two lesbian vampires are in bed. One gets up and says to the other, "I'll see you next month." ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That's disgusting!!!!! *leaves* |
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Post by KoopaKid on Jan 7, 2005 2:21:58 GMT -5
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Post by harvestmoongirl on Jan 7, 2005 3:00:33 GMT -5
Um...that's just  . I guess that makes it's point... Nothing much that I can do...I can only be funny when people are looking at me, not really though. (just a joke, or my incredibly low self-esteem) |
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Post by sakuramoon on Jan 18, 2005 4:50:56 GMT -5
sorry I don't have any new jokes lately peeps. ^_^;; I've been busy. I also haven't been able to locate my joke book either. I guess thats cheating huh?
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. I guess that makes it's point...