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Post by EYO on Apr 28, 2006 14:06:57 GMT -5
This is my second fanfic that will include Karen, tell me what you think! This story is rated with the exclamation points due to extreme profanity and violence.
Part 1
Karen
There was once a very nice and loving girl named Karen who worked at a winery in Flower Bud Village, but she soon grew tiredof the place and moved away. She moved to a new town called Mineral Town, and that's when it happened...
"Rick!!!! Do you want me to kick your ass now or later!?!" Karen screamed.
"Later if you could!" Rick replied timidly.
"You said that last time and every other time! It's time to pay the piper!!"
Karen chased him all around Minersl Town until she had him cornered in an alley. "READY!!!" She screamed at him.
"Please, don't!" Rick cried.
"Here it comes!!!" Karen went at a full sprint andpunched him hard in the face *CRACK!* went Ricks nose until she punched him in the chest knocking the wind out of him and taking him to his knees. Karen went crazy and kicked him in the face knocking him out cold, and if Popuri wasn't there to see it and take Rick to the Hospital when Karen left, Rick would have died.
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Post by karenfreak on Apr 29, 2006 3:53:08 GMT -5
So i take it you dont like rick, but it is brilliant anyway ;D
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Post by Limegreen Queen on Apr 29, 2006 12:22:55 GMT -5
Mineral Girl won't be happy with you! She loves Rick. Its still cool though. Please continue
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Post by mineralgirl on Apr 29, 2006 12:51:19 GMT -5
O.O WHAT?  YOU DONT LIKE RICK? *cries* HOW COME YOU HAVE TO MAKE KAREN BE SO MEAN TO RICK? ((Limegreen Queen is right  )) |
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Post by karenfreak on Apr 29, 2006 13:01:28 GMT -5
I like rick but Jack doesnt he likes Karen
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Post by mineralgirl on Apr 29, 2006 13:08:36 GMT -5
I dont think Jack's in this one Bad Karen!  |
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Post by EYO on May 1, 2006 9:43:50 GMT -5
Lol, ok girls calm down. There will be lots of people getting hurt and/or dying in this story. So be prepared...
Part 2
Why Karen? Why?
After putting Rick in the Hospital for a week Karen is forced to enter anger management classes. Knowing Karen, she didn't take it well...
"What do you mean I don't get to pound their head in!!!" she screamed.
"Karen I told you, physical harm is not the answer to everything." said Carter.
"But it sure as hell works! Rick doesn't act up as much now does he!?" she countered.
Carter just sighed and excused her from todays session. Later that night Karen got in an argument with her dad and decided to use the same methods as she did with Rick. Her dad is a lot stronger than Rick though...
"I hate that stupid ass anger managment class! Its the most retarded thing I've ever been to!!!"
"Watch your mouth young lady or you'll be sent to your room!" Jeff yelled.
"I was on my way there you asshole! I hate all of you, only one man in this whole town understands me!"
Jeff slapped her hard across the face knocking her to the ground. Karen stood up and punched him so hard in the face in gave him two black eyes the next morning. Karen decided to run off to the only place that comforts her... Jack's farm.
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Post by Limegreen Queen on May 1, 2006 21:26:37 GMT -5
Yeah more!!!!!!! I'm happy now!
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Post by anonymouse on May 2, 2006 9:50:06 GMT -5
I guess that the ladies love this story Jack, might not want to stop writing!
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Post by Limegreen Queen on May 3, 2006 18:16:39 GMT -5
Lol Melody! Well Mineralgirl will be kinda happy because that leaves Rick for her! Great story!
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Post by vanillakisses39 on May 4, 2006 16:55:02 GMT -5
Now I'll have to beat up Karen.
The bitch.
I love Rick!
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Post by mineralgirl on May 4, 2006 17:30:01 GMT -5
Lol Melody! Well Mineralgirl will be kinda happy because that leaves Rick for her! Great story! Jenna, you know me too well. #lmfao# So do I...  |
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Post by vanillakisses39 on May 4, 2006 17:33:59 GMT -5
We should tottally form the OOPWPRFKASHFT
The Order of People who protect Rick from Karen and steal him for themselves.
Oh yes.
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Post by mineralgirl on May 4, 2006 17:36:04 GMT -5
 There's an orginazation like that??? You know what... between my friends and I, we all agreed that noone else in the world likes Rick like me.... Lil, you're wrong! |
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Post by Limegreen Queen on May 4, 2006 21:55:29 GMT -5
Lol Melody! Well Mineralgirl will be kinda happy because that leaves Rick for her! Great story! Jenna, you know me too well. #lmfao# I have mad skills in that department! |
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YOU DONT LIKE RICK?
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There's an orginazation like that???