The Harvest Moon fanfic of your doom!

[Balto]

I'm bored so let's get started.. I won't do it book-styled, instead I'll use the classical non-detailed style....

Chapter 1: OMG WE WILL TRAVEL WHOOOSH!

Jack's Dad, Kevin: Lol we are finally lolling to a trip.
Jack's Mom, Sheena: Yeah lol sounds so fun I get rofl
Jack: Where are we going, daddy?
Kevin: Hmph! I shouldn't tell you now! Wait some more!
Jack: TELL ME DAMN IT
Kevin: Look, if you continue using that vocabulary I'll make you eat brocoli... AGAIN.
Sheena: Lol you evil.
Brocoli: rofl...mao! HAHAH!
Jack: Nooo! ;-;
Kevin: Then shut up. PLEASE.
Sheena: Yes Jack! Shut up!
Kevin: Crap, why did we have this child instead of Robbie Williams or something?
Sheena: Dunno, I really wished for J. K. Rowling...!
Kevin: It's plainly sad to have such a n00b in our family.
Jack: XD What's a n00b? Sounds funny!
Sheena: Be glad taht you don't know.
Jack: Yey. I am ignorant! *Runs around*
Kevin: Okay Jack, keep taht mouth of yours shut and take here your luggage.
Jack: WHERE ARE WE GOING DAMN IT?!!
Sheena: Oopsie! Another bad word! that means 10 minutes more of punishment.
Jack: What's the punishment, by the way?
Kevin: Not telling you where are we going n00b.
Jack: You suck.
Kevin: Thank you!
Jack: You're welcome.

<Jack's Room>

Jack: Lol what can I bring?
Sheena: (From downstairs) N00b! Speed up or we'll leave you!
Jack: Guess I'll bring my chikin poster...
Chikin: BOK!
Jack: My spork...
Spork: Lol I am a fusion!
Jack: And my cassette with all the ways of expressing chatspeak, such as lol, rofl, lmao, brb and luv...! I luv it!
Sheena: C'mon you rat!
Jack: k, I'm ready dudette!

<Outside>

Kevin: omg short update
Sheena: Indeed let's make it longer.
Kevin: Jack,d o you know 1337?
Jack: Yes.
Sh33n/-\: are you suuure?
Jack: **** off, you are just annoyances.
Kevin: Not even I use taht word Jack!
Jack: You live in the past, duh.
Kevin: ;-;
Jack: Even babies use my vocabulary nowadays!
Sheena: Whoa, technology is good and handsome and sexy!
Jack: *Backs away slowly from Sheena*
Kevin: Guess all this Chapter was useless and is a cheap introduction to this, eh?
Sheena: Oooh, yesss! Indeed Indeed! I love your pants George!
Kevin: o.o
Sheena: Sorry, KEVIN!
Jack: hey, this sucks. Let's just finish, enter the car and POOF!
Sheena: yes okay.
Kevin: ALL ON BOARD!

Narrator: lollolo roflmao i r berryshaped narrator.... I mean,.. Ahem.. And so Jack leaves his house without even knowing what adventures wait for him on [Insert place's name here]! OMG SO MUCH SUSPENSE LOL.
Jack: shut up n00blet
Narrator: ;-;

>_> Really, I am not good at writting and I was really bored... So meh.

[zatch/SS4]

:Dgood grief..that was suspensful

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Chapter 2: Lalalala!! Let's in a car... alalalala!

Kevin: *Driving* okay d00ds it's 31782487 miles to [Place] so let's do something while we are at it!
Sheena: Say, like, let's listen to the radio, lol!
Kevin: Ok! JACK!
Jack: wtf i am sleepin' i lack capitals.
Kevin: We will hear this radio thing!
Jack: good for you
Sheena: like, what can we hear, sonny?
Jack: err.... the lol station of tootsie pops
Kevin: Never heard of that before.
Jack: 44. 2
Sheena: Like, that exists?
Jcak: *rolls eyes* YES, NOW BYE SHOO!! SHOO!
Sheena: ;-;
Jack: HAAAA...
Kevin: WTF?
Jack: ...DOOOO....
Sheena: I told you i would buy you basket Dodo later...
Kevin: Yes Ja-
Jack: KEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!
Black Mage: yay yey >:-3
Bus: *Big Bangs*

[Insert Big Explosion here]

[Insert some blood]

Jack:
Sheena: *cough* *cough* Okay, 893 hours of punishment, Jack.
Jack: >_______<

Narrator: lol they arrive in a Gas Station with their Bus semi-destroyed.

<Gas Station>

Sheena: I'm lucky to be a Powerpuff Girl
jack: ...
Sheena: seriosuly, I can lift the bus!
Jack: .... ._.
Kevin: Okay Jcakie Chan, you go for some food at the Store or whatever that thing is while we talk to the mechanic. Here, take 77777 bucks.
Jcak: kthxbai.

<Mall- I mean, Pathetic store>

Woman: Hallo! Aye Aye you wanna buy some clothes?!
Jack: No. I only have 777777 bucks to buy some food. Probably Hot Dogs...
Wman: NOOO! Buy some clothes! You look so.. poor!
Jack: kthxbai
Woman: OK LITTLE IDIOT IF YOU DON'T BUY... I'LL IMPLODE
Jack: k
Woman: ;-; It never works...

<Deepest into the block>

Jack: This Gas Station store is the biggie!
Goombella: Hai
Jack: Hi.
Goombella: Wanna have some food?
Jack: o.o Yes, indeed. Gimme a Hot Dog, a Pizza size BIG, an Energy Drink and two Pepsis.
Goombella: Say, okay. You want some French Fries?
Jack: No.
Goombella: Desserts?
Jack: HELL, NO!
Goombella: Okay, it's- How much do you have?
Jcak: 777777 dollars.
Goombella: It's 777777 dollars, sir.
Jack: *Hands money*
Goombella: Thank you, loser!!! *Runs away*
Jack: Crap... *Takes the food and flees*

<Gas Station>

Kevin: lol
Sh33n4: LOL
Jack: WTF
Sheena: We're increasing our sociality.
Jack: Where's the bus?
Kevin: IN YOUR PANTS!
Jack: Sheesh, seriously. ¬¬
Kevin: It's being repaired... And it's 784363274 dollars so I guess you didn't waste all the money, did you?
Jack: >_>
Sheena: Great! We will ahve to run away again!!!!11!!one!!!!shft+1!!
Kevin: What did you bring?
Jack: Pizza, Hot Dog, Energy Drink, Pepsi,
Kevin: All this for 7777777 dollars?!
Jack: yes ._.
Kevin: Whoa! I always thought Gas Stations were expensive... They are not! We will come more often!
Mechanic: lol lol lol j00r 00ber bazz wheel stei here som taim.
Sheena: is there a Hotel?
Mechanic: Yes, ran by Popuri's Twin, Popyri.
Sheena: Sounds neat. Let's go d00dies.
Jcak: *Face palm*

Narrator: lol this si weird lol i r j00r fader!
Luke: Like, lol.
Narrator: Will they ever reach [PLace]?! SEE CHAPTER 3!

[moko]

Jack: This Gas Station store is the biggie!
Goombella: Hai
Jack: Hi.
Goombella: Wanna have some food?
Jack: o.o Yes, indeed. Gimme a Hot Dog, a Pizza size BIG, an Energy Drink and two Pepsis.
Goombella: Say, okay. You want some French Fries?
Jack: No.
Goombella: Desserts?
Jack: HELL, NO!
Goombella: Okay, it's- How much do you have?
Jcak: 777777 dollars.
Goombella: It's 777777 dollars, sir.
Jack: *Hands money*
Goombella: Thank you, loser!!! *Runs away*
Jack: Crap... *Takes the food and flees

how did someone from paper mario get in the story?

this story is too confusing...............

[Balto]

XD I'm adding some characters from other videogames into the story as well. Just as extras though.

[moko]

yet only one is from hm so far................... -_-'

[Balto]

Actually, Kevin and Sheena are from HM... >.< They are Jack's parents who are nameless! So HA!

[moko]

Actually, Kevin and Sheena are from HM... >.< They are Jack's parents who are nameless! So HA!

i wouldn't really call those characters.................. -_-'

[Balto]

Whatever.... >.> When they get to [Place] we'll see more characters, I guess...

Chapter 3: Hotel Rotten

<Hotel 5 stars or death>

Sheena: lol this place looks luxury and expensive.
Kevin: lol! But we're out of money, dearie
Popyri: rofl
Kevin: Who are you?
Popyri; lmao- I mean, hi due, dudette and idiot! Welcome to the 5 Star Hotel located in the middle of nothing! How can I help you?
Sheena: We wanted to stay a night here... But it looks expensive...
Popyri: Expensive?! NAH! My twin makes her chickens expensive! BUT NOT ME! Popyri amkes things FREE!
Jack: *sigh*
Popyri: How many nights you want to stay?
Kevin: 73812x
Popyri: roflmao!!! I mean... ok. Here's the room keys... Now go away. I hope you to have a NICE stay.
sh33n4: Lol thxbai.

<Room 042>

Sheena: this is it?
Kevin: Yeah...
Jack: This place is kinda weird...
Kevin: Punished for even more time JACK.
Jack: sh*t...
Sheena: K, there are only 2 beds... I'll sleep on one and Kevin on the other...
Jack: And me?
Kevin: You stay outside patroling. There may be thieves!
Jack: Can't you both sleep in the same bed...?!!
Sheena: Shut up. We don't have time for this. GO OUTSIDE. And if you adre to enter... More punishment!
Jack: =_= k...

<Outside Room 042>

Jack: Lalala... The night is youuuuuuung!!!
Window: *Breaks*
Jack: Crap, is that necessary at all...!?! Crap... I'm hungry...
Bread: Hi d00d. Ia m lost. Help me.
Jack: ._O?! Do I need to use glasses?!!
Bread: No really! I'm lost!
Jack: ..... k. Bye.
Bread: FANK J00.
Jack: '

<Hours later...>

Jack: Must....stay...awake...no...more...punishment...please...ugh...
Popyri: *Passes by where Jack is*
Jack: *Thinking* Huh? What is she doing at 3:00am here...?
Detective: I don't know... But we might be able to discover it really soon...
Jack: Who the hell are you?!!! Keep your hand away of my knee!
Detective: yes... sorry... I am Detective Fiona. I am male but I have the name of a female, so call me Fee.
Jcak: k FEE... How did you know I was thinking about Popyri?!
Fee: I know everything. I am the answer to your homework, the universe and absolutely everything...
Jack: ¬¬
Fee: Anyway... I have been trying to follow Popyri for 2 days with no results so far... As the detective I am, I must find out... The question's... how...
Jack: Let's meet here tomorrow at 2:30 am.
Fee: Okay... Whatever... Bye... *POOF*
Jack: yet I meet another weirdo....

Narrator: lolrofl! See Chapter 4 and die!

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Positively or Negatively...?

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Chapter between 3 and 5...; The Defective Detective Trio.

Narrator: Aahh,,, Good morning everyone! It seems like a new day and the sun is brighter than ever... Oh god, perfect for some sunbathing...! OH!! IT'S TOO BRIGHT...!!! MY EYES... MY EEEYESSS!!!!
Director: k, cut! Shut up.

Jack: *yawn* Uhm... oh....
Sheena: Hi loser
Kevin: We're going for breakfast.
Jack: And... me? I'm like, totally hungry.
Sheena: You're punished. And you need to put on decent clothes.
Jack: PUNISHED WITHOUT BREAKFAST?!!!
Kevin: And w/o Lunch or Dinner.
Jack: When will I eat?!
Sheena: You'll hunt for food. Go outside and hunt some birds. Take this arrows. Now shoo!
Jack: Hunt? Arrows...? But I don't even know how to use them!
Sheena: Do you think I care?! Come here with an eagle or a birdie thing so you eat something!
Jack: -_-'' Okay, whatever....

<Owowow! Outside teh hotel>

Jack: Darn... My belly... needs... foody....
Guy: HEY! CAIN! COME BACK HERE!
Jack: eh? *Sees Cain flying above him* What a great opportunity!
Guy: For teh love of- NOOOO!
Jack: I saw it first, you n00blet!
Guy: *Hits Jack hard*
Jack: *Falls* What's your problem, idiot?!
Guy: How you dare to kill Cain!
Jack: Oh, so you put names to your food?!
Guy: Hunting isn't legal here. Go away!
Jack: And who are you to say that?! You sound British, by the way.
Guy: Gah?! BRITISH?
Jack: Indeed. British.
Guy: Well.. uhmm... NO. I am er... er... hdwshgish.
Jack: hdwshgish.? Where's that place, anyway?
Guy: Err... Far far faaaaar away.
Jack: -_-
Guy: The name's Cliff.
Jack: Does it matter?
Cliff: Hell, no. Let's say this never happened eh?
Jack: Say okay...
Cliff: Why were you hunting anyway?
Jack: My mom and dad punished me for making the bus go BOOM!
Cliff:
Jack: Yah... I couldn't sleep in a Room last night.... and-
Cliff: You stay at Popyri's Hotel?
Jack: indeed, yes...
Cliff: Hey kid... Uhm... What if you stay at my room today? I'm travelling to Mineral Town... I don't know... I think I must go there for a reason.
Jack: Uhmm... Okay! ^-^ Thanks for that invitation! But...
Cliff: but?
Jack: I have a meeting at 2:30am... At Room 42.
Cliff: Suspenseful... Intriguing... Mysterious... I join!
Jack:
Cliff: Yeah, you got any problem then?
Jack: yes...
Cliff: *Blushed face* why... why?
Jack: The guy I am meeting with doesn't know you're coming...!
Cliff: Add to the list SURPRISEFUL.
Jack: Okay... Suspenseful, Mysteious, Intriguing and surpriseful....
Cliff: Anyway, come to my room at... 9:00 pm, just before dinner. We can eat together. Your parents won't notice.
Jack: Okay... See you, I guess!
Cliff: Wait dudey!
Jack: heck, what?
Cliff: I didn't tell you my Room's number.
Jxcak: >_> TELL ME.
Cliff: Room 666 13 13 666
Jack: Doom....
Cliff: K, see ya! Ow, and take this cake... I'm not hungry so you can take it.
Jack Thanks, bye!

......

Jack: I bet this cake is poisonous.... Or toxic... or is a rubber cake!
Cliff: *Running to the hotel* By the way, it's not poisonous, toxic or a rubber! *Enters hotel*
Jack: ... *Eats cake* Uhmm... Good...
Cliff: HAHAHA! IT WAS A BOMB!
Jack: WHAT?1 WAAAAAH!!!11!!1!!!ONE!!!SHIFT+!!!!
Cliff: Hahahahahaha!
Director: for the- CUT!

<Room 42, 8:45 pm>

Sheena: lol Jack we're going to eat Dinner. Go outisde and hunt some more.
Kevin: Yesh.
Jack: kthxbai.
Kevin & Sheena: *Leave*
Jack: Now.. Room 666 13 13 666!

<Room 666 13 13 666>

Jack: *Knocks*
Jack: ....?
Jack: *Knocks*
Jack: I'll just enter! I suppose you're naked or in the bathroom but I don't care, I can't stay here! *Enters*
Cliff: *Listening to music* Oh hi Jack! Ready for some food?
Jack: Yes! YUM! By an unknown way, that cake was delicious!
Cliff: *Blush Blush* Thanks!

<Restaurant>

Waiter: Hi, Can I take your order?
Cliff: I want the Veggie special, please.
Jack: I want some birdie meat with rice and chikin!
Cliff: wha...? ANIMALZ..!?! Gah... gah... *Heart attack* x.x
Jack: Oh noes... Doctor! Doctor! Any doctor in the audience!?
The yet unnamed doctor: I am lucky to be travelling around! I always have thsi kind of work!
Elli: *Evil laugh* I mean.. *Sweetie laugh*
Jack: Can you stop bouncing around and cured my friend?!
Elli: lol! *Bounces around*
Jack: *Facepalm*
Cliff: cough... I AM ALIVE, LOL!
Jack:
Cliff: tricked! Like totally!
Jack: -_-''

<2: 20 am, Room 42's Door>

Jack: So... here.... We just wait...
Cliff: You say Popyri will pass by here at 2: 30 am?
Jack: No. At 2:30am my ally will come. At 2: 40 Popyri will apss by.
Cliff: K, let's wait...

AND SO FEE MEETS CLIFF AND BLA BLA NOT INTERESTING PART HERE.... Let's skip it and go to teh scene were they follow Popyri....

Fee: Look! There!
Jack: let's follow her! Quickly!
Cliff: No one knew but... I AM A NINJA! Master of teh secretness and-
Popyri: Is someone there?
Cliff: ._.
Popyri: Weird....... *continues walking*
Fee and Jack: Shhhhh!
Cliff: Sorry ._.

Narrator: And so they follow Popyri until...

Popyri: Yogu Yogu Milky away... Yogu Yogu Milky Said!
Door: *Opens*
Popyri: *Enters*
Door: *Closes*
Jack: Wha...?
Cliff: Add doubtful to the list...!
Jack: -_- *Adds*
Fee: Well well! Extremely weird that was!
Jack: Now what? Anyone memorized what she said?
Cliff: Yogu Yogu Milky away... Yogu Yogu Milky Said?
Jack: How did you know?!
Cliff: Copy Paste? Duuuh.
Jack: Oh >_<
Cliff: Yogu Yogu Milky away... Yogu Yogu Milky Said!
Door: *Opens*
Everyone: *Enter*

Narrator: Oh, where are our guys going? Maybe it's just a room, or maybe a portal to Dark Aether! Who knows! lol! See next rofl chapter!

[Balto]

I don't feel like continuing this "fic". I think humour isn't what fits on here, so let it die. If by any chance you liked it... sorry.

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