|
|
Post by zatch/SS4 on Jul 10, 2005 19:33:26 GMT -5
Some from the convention for Battlestar Galactica, that I went to in 1998. [ at the costume contest party ]( exchange between people ) ( while drinking a bottle of Heineken ) " Ahhhhh, the best imported beer in the world. " ( convention goer from Holland ( and a smirk on her face )) " Excuse me? " [ at another party ] " Villains will rise and villains will fall, but you have not heard the last of Baltar. " " The only thing worse then lifting rations from the officer's mess, is getting CAUGHT lifting rations from the officer's mess. " [ at a panel with some of the stars and writers for the show ] ( conventioner ) " It's interesting that you made a few swear words that the censors didn't take out. " ( after a pause of the panel looking at each other, one of the stars said ) " What the frack are you talking about? " ( conventioner after the round of laughter ) " Falgercarb! " ( a different conventioner ) " In the episode called '' The Hand of God '', the sceen where the shaft of light comes through the hole in the wall, it looks like it's a finger. " ( one of the writers ) " Well the original name for that episode was '' The Finger of God '', but one of the censors said ' Are you sure that God is using his index finger? He could be using another finger instead '. " ( a round of laughter happens )  |
|
|
|
Post by moko on Jul 11, 2005 15:36:47 GMT -5
"why are you looking so cool?!"
"oh, do i look cool? thanks!"
"if you're going to have fun playing the game, you might as well please the crowd while doing it."
|
|
|
|
Post by BorderWolf on Jul 13, 2005 22:13:01 GMT -5
From the movie Shanghai Noon: " Shut up Roy, you talk to much. "
What makes this a favorite, is I have a friend who is named Roy, and at times starts talking a lot.
|
|
|
|
Post by frypan91 on Jul 13, 2005 23:19:44 GMT -5
This is a quote for females.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit."
|
|
|
|
Post by BorderWolf on Jul 15, 2005 23:58:46 GMT -5
This is more of a family joke in my family.
" You can gwoo it. "
Explination: Years ago, one of my cousins when she was 5 years old, broke a soapstone necklace that belonged to my mother. With tears in her eyes she said to my mother, " Oh auntie, you can gwoo it. ", thinking that glueing it would fix it. But you can't glue soapstone when it breaks.
|
|
|
|
Post by moko on Jul 16, 2005 15:21:02 GMT -5
okay, here's one i like: "you fool!" what makes it funny is that when i was at my friends house once, she made her 11 or 10 year old brother angry. they weren't allowed to call each other "stupid" and stuff, so her brother shouted, "you fool!" |
|
|
|
Post by Entegy on Jul 17, 2005 15:22:38 GMT -5
It's like when I was getting so mad at my brother, I ran out of swear words and called him a dum-dum. That ended our fight.
|
|
|
|
Post by Entegy on Jul 17, 2005 20:29:45 GMT -5
Here's another love quote.
To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world.
|
|
|
|
Post by frypan91 on Jul 17, 2005 21:00:52 GMT -5
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you sh*t, don't make anything.
When a cell phone has no service at your house, use a home phone. If your cell phone has no service in an elephant, then get out of the elephant!
When you smell smoke coming from your kitchen, that is when you put the fire out. When you smell smoke coming from you pants, that is the time when you have to ask yourself, "Why am I sniffing my pants?"
|
|
|
|
Post by Dragonic Darkness on Jul 20, 2005 23:22:53 GMT -5
"Theres no gettin' offa this train we're on!"
"Sit down and drink yer goddam tea!"
"Your about as sensitive as a blunt axe"
|
|
|
|
Post by allmighty on Jul 31, 2005 0:36:25 GMT -5
"Mmmmmm........ soft..." ~FF9, Zidane You need to see the scene to laugh!  |
|
|
|
Post by frypan91 on Jul 31, 2005 22:27:09 GMT -5
^^^ Yeah, that is what I hate about people mentioning that. They just say the quote instead of what happened. And here: Zidane touched Dagger's ass. |
|
|
|
Post by allmighty on Jul 31, 2005 23:21:25 GMT -5
^^^ Yeah, that is what I hate about people mentioning that. They just say the quote instead of what happened. And here: Zidane touched Dagger's ass. I just said the quote because the thread is called "What's your favorite quote". *rolls eyes* --------- "I don't need a reason to hate you the way I do" ~ Marilyn Manson(Para Noir lyrics) |
|
|
|
Post by frypan91 on Aug 1, 2005 10:09:47 GMT -5
This guy are sick.
|
|
|
|
Post by allmighty on Aug 1, 2005 15:10:53 GMT -5
Read the lyric and you'll understand why he say that... <_<; |
|
[M:14]
