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Post by BorderWolf on Aug 28, 2005 14:31:14 GMT -5
This happend at work during a break. ( this is a group talking )
" The reason why everything in Hawaii is expensive is it has to be imported in. "
" Except for pineapples. "
" And sugar. "
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Post by Sugar on Aug 28, 2005 20:35:58 GMT -5
 I'm imported? ( sorry Garth, i couldn't resist)
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Post by frypan91 on Sept 2, 2005 10:45:54 GMT -5
I have a penis.
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Post by zatch/SS4 on Oct 31, 2005 0:58:39 GMT -5
I'm imported? ( sorry Garth, i couldn't resist) :DI ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE IMPORTED IN!!! lol  wow nice quotes guys lol here's one that i use person:hey can i push your trumpet valves? zatch:no,you might damage them Person:pllleaase*pushes one of them Zatch:HEY!! You're pushing my buttons!! teehee |
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Post by BorderWolf on Nov 7, 2005 21:06:28 GMT -5
Learning is like climbing a tree, if you don't advance, you fall back.
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Post by Sarah-chan on Nov 13, 2005 0:13:15 GMT -5
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Post by BorderWolf on Nov 18, 2005 23:11:23 GMT -5
TEAM, Together Everyone Achieves More.
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Post by Sarah-chan on Nov 19, 2005 0:48:12 GMT -5
-----there is no "I" in team .... but there is one in mine!-----
don't remember where i heard it. i don't think "mine" was part of it, but it was something like that.
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Post by zatch/SS4 on Nov 25, 2005 16:02:39 GMT -5
"If youre feeling froggy then jump"
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Post by BorderWolf on Dec 17, 2005 23:35:15 GMT -5
From the anime: Dragon Half.
"How can you have a belly button, when you were hatched from an egg? "
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Post by BorderWolf on Dec 19, 2005 21:34:58 GMT -5
From the cartoon show Road Rovers, this exchange.
Villian; I plan on the destruction of 20 US cites, and do you know WHY?
Hunter: Yeah. You're mad at the NFL for letting the Cleavland Browns move to Baltimore.
Villian ( after a moment of thought ): Besides that.
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Post by Sugar on Dec 23, 2005 16:40:59 GMT -5
these are good guys..keep them up!
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Post by Sarah-chan on Dec 24, 2005 14:58:05 GMT -5
I've found these all over the internet .....
1-- "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same."
2-- "A word to the wise ain't nessecary; it's the stupid ones that need advice."
3-- "Youth is wasted on the young."
4-- "Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."
5-- "Always be nice to your children because they are the ones choosing your retirement home."
6-- "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." George Burns
7-- "He who laughs last didn't get it."
8-- "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" Woody Allen
9-- "The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates." Dave Barry
10- "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." Erma Louise Bombeck
11- "What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary." Mark Twain
12- "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." Rodney Dangerfield
13- "Have you ever noticed? Anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
14- "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing."
15- "Suicide hotline ... please hold."
16- "Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something." Plato
17- "Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." Oscar Wilde
18- "Still water runs deep." Anshoo Nayar
19- "Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?" Woody Allen
20- "I am nobody... nobody is perfect... I must be perfect then."
21- "When people say, 'I’m so tired it's not even funny' or 'my head hurts so much it's not even funny', why would it even be funny in the first place?"
22- "In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?"
23- "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
24- "Why do they call it 'head over heels in love' If our head is always over our heels?"
25- "None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all"
26- "If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't return then it was never meant to be."
27- “One could spend his entire life searching for the perfect blossom, and it would not be a wasted life.” – Lord Katsumoto, The Last Samurai
28- Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
29- Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.
30- All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move.
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Post by PsychoBlade13 on Dec 29, 2005 22:56:25 GMT -5
"No one can change the past. The only thing we can do is strive to
make up for our mistakes, so that we can find the way back to our
path towards a brighter future."
- Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney
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Post by allmighty on Dec 30, 2005 17:03:18 GMT -5
My name is Bond, James Bond.
~ James Bond
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I'm imported? ( sorry Garth, i couldn't resist)
