Funny HM Stories

[mineralgirl]

Thanks

[Natalie]

Rick eats Maria.

(...to be continued)

[Emily]

LOL!!! FUNNY!!!!

Let me think of a story. *thinks*

[violet]

lol that was very funny!!

[Arisa]

I'm new to this form, but I think I have a pretty good Idea of it. My name is Arisa. So.. here's my story.

One day A girl named Rachel came to Jack's farm.
All the other girls were headed there.

Racel saw Jack with his dog.
"Hi..." she began, blushing.
"Hey!" Jack said back.
They showed up.
"Wha--?" they all began.
"Hey let's spy!" Karen said
They all agreed.

(Why do i feel so shy around him..??) thought Rachel
"So.. do you want this cake i baked you?"
"..." Jack seemed to not know what to say.
(what am I supposed to say to a girl? oh well just act cool. )he thought.

"Sure" he replied.
"I came on my horse.. and I'm getting a new one. You can keep it. I brought a book for you... I'ts about farming. And flowers... for you."She felt a little embarassed.

(What if this is too much?) she thought
"Thank you so much!!!" Jack said happily
(Whew.. ) thoughtRachel.
"Do you want to go... well, on Friday... to the--"

WHAT?! We give him all kinds of stuff like that..!!!

The girls were fed up.

"JACK!!! WHY are you cheating on me?!" Ann said
"Y-You havent been in the library in a while..." Maria said
"I thought I was you're lover girl!!!" Ann cried
"You... havent picked up the 25 cakes you ordered..." Elli wispered
"BUT my heart is red!!" Potpori shreiked

THe tasting judge appeared.
"MWAHAHAHAHA!!! IT... worked! you girls got jealous! RACHEL was a.. robot!!! I changed her into one! It worked it worked!!! Now... whew.... so to win Jack's heart..... BID!!"
"50" Karen said
"100" Maria said
"200" Ann said
"1000000000000000000000000!"Elli said
"100000000000000000000000000000000000000!" Potpori said

"SOLD!" the Judge said
And turned around.
"Boys will be boys... AND GIRLS WILL BE ROBOTS!!!!"

the now rich judge walked happily away.

"freak..." Ann said
"Jack... who do you really love?" Potpori said
but Jack didnt pay attention. he was absorbed into something.
the .... dog. his love.
THE END

[Butterscotch]

Jack loved his dog? ;
Good stuff!

I really liked your story, Melody! XD

[mineralgirl]

arisa said:

Boys will be boys... AND GIRLS WILL BE ROBOTS!!!!

...That's from chobits, right???
Anyways great story! ;D

[allmighty]

natalie said:

Rick eats Maria.

(...to be continued)

Hmmm.... ;

[Arisa]

mineralgirl said:

arisa said:

Boys will be boys... AND GIRLS WILL BE ROBOTS!!!!

...That's from chobits, right???
Anyways great story! ;D

Maybe... *looks around*

[violet]

wow Arisa that was a really great story!



(Butterscoth I like the Princess Peach!)

[Arisa]

violet said:

wow Arisa that was a really great story!



(Butterscoth I like the Princess Peach!)

;Dthanks!! ^^ yours was funny, too!
But Jack just wanted to bring up his realationship with his dog..
I mean.. you can't be best friends forever... and he gets to see his dog everyday!
But back to your story.. maybe maria lose weight? Jack tried his best and just ended up falling through the floor.. Maria must've been embarrased... but then again... she should've laid off the brownies and cupcakes!! LOL!!

[violet]

yea she probably will get a bowflex (excercise) machine so she can lose weigt and hopefully she will eat lowfat cupcakes. O.o

[Limegreen Queen]

Jack walks into the library. He goes straight up stairs. He feels the floor move. Is Maria getting another book?? He decides to leave and as he walks down the stairs he sees Van and Maria making out! I wonder what their kids will look like?? he thinks to himself and leaves chuckling.

[violet]

lol
Since Maria is very fat ( in my story) and Van is very fat the will have gigantic kids!!!

[mineralgirl]

O.O BAD IMAGE ALERT. I REPEAT, BAD IMAGE ALERT.

*thinks for an idea*