violet
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Post by violet on Mar 15, 2006 21:25:40 GMT -5
This is where anyone can write a short funny fanfic!it doesn't have to be offending to any of the charecters.  I'll start Harris walked into the library and Maria was on a ladder putting books away. "Hi Maria" Harris said happily. But Harris had scared Maria and she fell off of the ladder and sprang her ankle. "OMG I'll Take you to your room." Harris said Harris tried to lift Maria but she was six times his size So he went to get Jack. five minuetes later... Jack ran into the Library and then ran up to Maria and lifted her above his head *da da da daaaaaaaaaaa* (Zelda music[when Link opens the treasure box]) Just then (after everone walking on it for a long time) the floor gave away from the weight of Maria and Jack the floor broke and Jack fell through it. THE ENDby the way I have nothing against Maria
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Post by Butterscotch on Mar 15, 2006 22:26:06 GMT -5
So, this is for anyone to write a quick story in? Sounds fun. I'll need a minute to think.
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violet
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Post by violet on Mar 15, 2006 22:29:04 GMT -5
Yes anyone can post!!
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Post by violet on Mar 15, 2006 22:37:26 GMT -5
I'll think of more tonight and write Tomorrow!!
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Post by mineralgirl on Mar 15, 2006 22:45:12 GMT -5
hmm...so will I! it sounds fun! ^^
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Post by Butterscotch on Mar 15, 2006 22:51:19 GMT -5
Maria was sitting at her desk in the library. As ussual, she was reading a book. When she read, Maria often forgot herself, and where she was. Such was the case today.
She reached her hand out, to take a candy from the box sitting on the desk. She kept her eyes on her book, and so, she accidentally dipped her fingers into a bottle of ink.
"Oh no!" she cried, reaching for a handkerchief. As she did, the ink splattered off her fingers, onto the open book.
Just then, Jack walked in. Maria slammed the book shut, her cheeks burning with embarassment.
Jack took a good look at the situtaion and winked at her. "Good book, eh?" he said.
"Er...yes," Maria replied, flustered.
Jack reached for the book. Maria tried to grab it, but Jack was too quick.
"The Big Book of Drywall" Jack read the title aloud. "I thought it was something more interesting..." He set the book down. "I'd better go. See ya!"
"Whew," Maria said after Jack left. "I'm glad he didn't open the book. I'd just die if anyone knew I read porn at work!"
The End
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Post by allmighty on Mar 15, 2006 23:16:03 GMT -5
LMAO #lmfao#
That was awesome.
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Post by momo on Mar 16, 2006 17:35:17 GMT -5
roflmao that was good.
So Mayor Thomas walks into the Clinic for a checkup.
"We'll have the results in about two weeks!" Doctor said cheerfully. Thomas nodded and walked out the door.
Weeks later..
Thomas was in the Clinic for the second time. Doctor's face was grave.
"You've been diagnosed with a flesh eating disease. You have 20 years to live before all your flesh is gone." Thomas stood there, gaping.
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violet
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Post by violet on Mar 16, 2006 18:14:07 GMT -5
lol; she was reading porn!!
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Post by violet on Mar 16, 2006 18:15:09 GMT -5
it would take tweenty years because he's so fat!?!
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Post by violet on Mar 16, 2006 18:44:45 GMT -5
O.k. so you know how Jack on the 64 is always shakeing his head when he answered well that is what this is about!
Jack walked into the bakery.
"Oh! Hello Jack" Elli said "Would you like a cake?"
Jack nods
"with cream cheese iceing?"
Jack nods even bigger this time
"What about Stawberries?"
Jack nods really big
A few minuetes later...
Elli walks out of the back room with the cake.
"So Jack that wi....aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
on the table chair there was Jacks body and on the floor there was his head.
Elli went and got the potion maker and the midwife.
later
the potion dealer walked out the back room at his shop
"well it turns out his head just fell off i don't know how it could have happened though"
Elli felt the lump in her throught get heavier
"I know how it happened... well I was going to go to bake him a cake and when i asked him questio he would each tim nodding bigger and bigger... his head must have fallen off at the last quest ion I asked but I had already turned away so I didn't see..."
a few months later
Elli was arrested for making a young mute boy shake his head so much...
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Post by Butterscotch on Mar 16, 2006 18:47:45 GMT -5
#lmfao#
I had an image in my head of Jack as one of those bobble-head dolls! XD
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violet
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Post by violet on Mar 16, 2006 18:48:42 GMT -5
lol i didn't think of that!!
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Post by mineralgirl on Mar 16, 2006 18:58:50 GMT -5
Bobble head...bobble head...
Ok, so Jack throws a crop and the Harvest Goddess appears.
"Hello, Jack, do you want to connect to a gamecube?"
"What's a gamecube?" Jack asked.
"Uh...I really have no idea. I think its a box-thingy with a game in it..."
"What's a box?"
"A thing you put stuff in."
"No what does it look like?"
"A...box..."
"What-"
"STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!!"
*complete silence*
The Harvest Goddess calmed down. "Ok Jack, do you want to connect to a gamecube?"
Jack looked at the Harvest Goddess."Um...what's a gamecube?"
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Post by violet on Mar 16, 2006 19:11:28 GMT -5
that was really good |
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