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Post by Limegreen Queen on Mar 18, 2006 22:24:00 GMT -5
I thought the porn one was funny though! Lol
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Arisa
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Post by Arisa on Mar 19, 2006 1:24:26 GMT -5
One day Harris was walking. He saw a kitten.
he stopped and dropped his mail in the mud.
"i love you!!"
Maria looked over and saw him. she thought he was talking to her.
"really?" she asked.
harris gave her a mean look.
"not you"
He picked up the cat.
"her"
Maria cried and ran home.
1 year later
Harris and cat were getting married
"you may now kiss the cat" the priest-dudette said
they kissed- or in other words the cat licked him
Maria was furious.
another year later
Maria got married to Taro and rejected Jacks proposal
1 minute later
Maria and Harris both found out that their lovers were opposite sexes.
THE END
(taro was a female.... cat was a male...)
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violet
Medium Milk
Merry Christmas!
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Post by violet on Mar 19, 2006 1:31:25 GMT -5
Hopefully Maria and Harris will divorce their animals and mary each other...O.o
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Post by Butterscotch on Mar 19, 2006 1:33:49 GMT -5
 ; Bestiality...I never would've guessed Harris and Maria were so...kinky! ^-^;;;; |
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violet
Medium Milk
Merry Christmas!
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Post by violet on Mar 19, 2006 1:47:30 GMT -5
Ann was a girl who had very bad luck...
Everywhere she went a bird would poop on her head and she was a very bad cook.
cooking festival
Ann again got last place and the Gourmet was already throwing up.
On the way home my decided to take a walk through the woods.
As Ann was walking she felt like someone was watching her.
She looked around her but didn't see anyone so she kept walking.
She walked up to the big tree behind the woodcutters house she always like to lay under it.
Sghe layed down.
She was so tired that she was falling asleep until someting fell on her face she jumped up.
"What is this?" it looked at the piece of soft cloth-like paper-like object and it stunk really bad...
almost like...poop.
"Whose up there?"
"Tweet..Tweet..Tweet......"
"Whose is that? I know your not a bird."
She heard a crack...then the branch fell.
There lay the Gourmet on the ground....
and not far from him just able to be seen from the light of the woodcutters porch...a pile of poop.
"OH NY GOD YOU POOPED IN THE WOODS!!!!"
She looked down at her hands one brown the other was holding that cloth-like paper-like object that fell on her...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
you put your poopy toilet paper on my face?!?!?!"
"It's payback for making me eat your nasty food!!!!.....Mwahhahahahahahahahahmwahahahahaha!!!!!"
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Post by Limegreen Queen on Mar 19, 2006 1:53:55 GMT -5
That's funny lol
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Post by Limegreen Queen on Mar 19, 2006 2:01:39 GMT -5
Jack walked to the beach. He was really bored so he decided to visit Zack. He walked in and he say no one. Then again the lighting was poor. Then he noticed someone behind the box of oranges. It was Won! Who was that with him? OMG! It's Mayor Thomas! Jack ran out of the house. He then barfed in the trashcan in Rose Square. The three ladies were talking in the square. Just as Jack left the square he heard Manna say,"It looks like he found out about the Mayor and Won huh!
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Post by mineralgirl on Mar 19, 2006 12:29:58 GMT -5
XD Talk of the town!
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Post by Limegreen Queen on Mar 19, 2006 12:35:55 GMT -5
I just had to something with Won.
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Post by mineralgirl on Mar 19, 2006 12:37:17 GMT -5
That reminds me of Nightmare In Mineral Town...
Dun dun dun!
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Post by Limegreen Queen on Mar 19, 2006 12:39:31 GMT -5
I know! lol more like Bol! barf out loud
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Post by mineralgirl on Mar 19, 2006 12:41:51 GMT -5
Jack was walking in the inn when he came upon a huge mountain behind a box. He liked to jump on Mother Hill alot so he jumped on the mountain. Ann came upstairs and saw what he was doing and said "My my Jack, you're gonna kill Van!"
Uh oh Jack thought. He stepped off Van just when he blew up and Cliff came up.
"Hey! What happened to Van? Oh well, now we can steal his money!"
~END~
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Post by Limegreen Queen on Mar 19, 2006 12:43:53 GMT -5
Lol
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violet
Medium Milk
Merry Christmas!
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Post by violet on Mar 19, 2006 19:46:15 GMT -5
$$$
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Post by mineralgirl on Mar 19, 2006 20:13:48 GMT -5
^^
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