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Post by Limegreen Queen on Mar 21, 2006 15:36:16 GMT -5
You would think if Van was that rich he would buy diet pills or something
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violet
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Post by violet on Mar 21, 2006 16:37:28 GMT -5
Yeah he would...I guess he's not really rich?
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Post by Limegreen Queen on Mar 21, 2006 17:08:03 GMT -5
Lol
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Post by zinovia on Mar 21, 2006 17:09:03 GMT -5
The wedding was the talk of the town, or so Manna says. She would know, being the biggest gossip around. If Pastor Carter farted during Sunday service, she would see to it that half the town knew before any of the Harvest Sprites passed out from the fumes. The entire town was assembled at the church. Rick and his new bride stood at the altar as Carter prepared to announce them man and...well, announce them married.
From the back of the church, Lillia wailed. "My son! My son is getting married!"
"Do you..." Carter quailed as the bride to be turned a beady eye in his direction as though daring him to make a mockery of her wedding.
"Cluckers." Rick whispered.
"Do you...Cluckers, take this man to be your husband?"
Cluckers clucked happily.
"That means 'yes.'" Rick whispered.
Lillia continued to wail. "My son! My son is marrying a chicken!"
"Quiet mom!" Rick whined. "You're ruining my wedding!"
"All this time I thought my farm was blessed! My chickens laid fertilized eggs without a rooster!" Lillia cried.
Manna turned her own beady eye towards the bride. "Don't be silly, Lillia! She makes a lovely bride, I mean...did you say that she...you mean she isn't a v..."
"WILL YOU BE QUIET?!" Rick cried.
Manna smiled. She would have plenty to gossip about now. Imagine the bride not being...pure!
Popuri cried happily. "Don't be sad mom! They'll be happy together! Plus Rick said he's going to abort his first twelve children! We can make an omelet!"
"What are you saying?! Has the world gone mad?!" Lilia cried. She jumped and suddenly she was in bed, the morning sun creeping through her window.
Lillia got gingerly out of bed and went over to look into the yard. Rick and Karen were there, smooching in the shade. Lillia sighed happily. It had been a dream, and an absurd one at that. She prepared to go down and begin breakfast.
Suddenly Popuri ran up the steps and jumped face first onto her mother's bed.
"Mom! Guess What? Guess What? Guess What? Guess What?"
"What, dear?" Lillia asked patiently.
"I think I'm in love with the Kappa!"
Rick and Karen bumped heads at the sudden eruption from the upstairs window.
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Post by Limegreen Queen on Mar 21, 2006 17:15:40 GMT -5
lol
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Post by violet on Mar 21, 2006 17:53:35 GMT -5
The entire town was assembled at the church. Kai and his new bride stood at the altar as Carter prepared to announce them man and...well, announce them married. Kai...I thought that Rick was marrying the chicken?
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Post by Arisa on Mar 21, 2006 18:46:54 GMT -5
the omlet... lol!!!! thats mean... eat their kids?!
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Post by Limegreen Queen on Mar 21, 2006 19:09:31 GMT -5
Yep
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Post by Arisa on Mar 21, 2006 19:20:49 GMT -5
ScArY!!!!!... buut this is scarier........ One day all the sheep died. All the cows ate birth control... no more baby cows!! All the ducks said "meow" ALL the goats quit being stupid "WHATS HAPPENING? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pupori cried. her flowers died. And there was an evil woman in charge of it all... all the terror... "Caall me sweet beans!!" she evily said... (b/c she hated her evil name...) HER NAME WAS!!!!!!!!!!!! dunnn dunnn dunnn... Limegreen Queen
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Post by violet on Mar 21, 2006 20:05:23 GMT -5
OH MY GOD YOUR SO MEAN ARISA!!!!
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Post by Limegreen Queen on Mar 21, 2006 20:12:37 GMT -5
Lol that's funny
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Post by Limegreen Queen on Mar 21, 2006 20:13:24 GMT -5
But you know what? My evil name is really Ashley
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Post by mineralgirl on Mar 21, 2006 20:22:28 GMT -5
XD 3vi1 Ashley!
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Post by Limegreen Queen on Mar 21, 2006 20:26:06 GMT -5
I know! It's part of my charm though!
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Post by mineralgirl on Mar 21, 2006 21:17:50 GMT -5
O.o AHHHHHHHH
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